SadLuther

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I can't speak for the specifics of how to use bidets, but in my experience the general idea is to use them to supplement your daily hygiene rather than as a replacement for toilet paper.

Where I come from (the Mediterranean), it's not customary to take a shower or a bath every single day. Personally, it's not possible because the frequent exposure to hot water dries out my skin and worsens my eczema. So the bidet is useful for keeping my private parts clean every day in absence of a full-body wash.

It's basically a mini bathtub for your crotch. You don't get into the shower every time you take a shit. Or do you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Hey! Don't you know there's a whole dozen of us?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Yes, thank goodness she has...those...things you just mentioned.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Oh ok, I misunderstood then. I thought you were playing a little game of word association, not suggesting an alternative. My bad!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

She must really suffer from back pain.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They're a hippy for having emotions? Yikes. What does that tell you about your worldview?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ohhh dude, that was so painful. The stars aligned for you to have a wonderful experience but you decided to be pretentious because you didn't know what else to do with yourself.

I'm sure you know by now that if you had owned up to your panic and worries by opening up to her, she would've jumped at the opportunity to be the one to "comfort" you.

Anyway, I'm gonna turn my preferred age range on Tinder up to 33 and see what happens. Wish me luck!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ohhhhh I gotcha. Thanks for linking it to Wikipedia! I think I got confused because I didn't see the relation with stick, and I feel like the abbreviated form of the word used to describe a cigarette is quite an outdated term now.

Honestly when you mentioned smoke, I was thinking of it as a noun with the second context you mentioned. But not being a tobacco smoker myself, the devil's lettuce popped into my mind instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never thought I would read Smurf lore, but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm a Brit and I can't figure out what word is a synonym for both stick AND smoke. Am I regarded?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sorry babe, the pilot gear stays on during sex.

No complaints. Ready to start?

the titans as anime girls

That's a great interpretation, the little details are really nice. Never imagined my friend LEGION being a buff white-haired macho berserker with a tough attitude and thick thighs, but suddenly it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Laura Cross

This is the first time I've known of her real name. I love that video of her fucking a purple dildo in front of a mirror.

Does she remind anyone else of Dakota Blue Richards, the actress who played Lyra Belacqua in The Golden Compass?

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