SSJ2Marx
Dogs are meant to FIGHT.
Everything to them is WAR.
meanwhile, Saint Bernards, whose whole deal is rescuing people
This is unimaginably cute. The only thing I ever put on my dog is musher's secret, and she barely tolerates it.
Eating at the casino restaurant for the (checks calendar) seventh time in a row damn. Last month I had to use up all my food tickets before they expired, but now I'm moving and I just got another round of tickets so I have to use them all up before I leave!
It helps that the food is good, especially considering that I'm only paying the tip.
The US government has put serious money into this stuff, and the most they got out of it was "you can give somebody a mental illness by randomly drugging them." There are plenty of holes in our understanding of the human brain, but this isn't the piece we're missing.
I saw a couple of these while I was driving down a precarious mountain road yesterday, good to know that the driver could have lost control at literally any point and plowed into me.
Notably, Forrest Gump was just good at assembling the weapon quickly, he didn't say a bunch of unhinged shit while he did it.
No fucking way. This has to be fake.
Death to Israel, from the river to the sea Palestine will be free.
they're so automated you could run them with the lights off.
pictured: the exploited Chinese worker
Your coworkers are severely lacking in perspective. There are hundreds of millions of kids being raised ~~vegan~~ vegetarian in India right now. It's fine.