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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Sure, I could take this to mean that the ship's laundry personnel mixed it up, but I like to think on big stations, it's more like a laundromat, and they're in a relationship.

"This is why we separate your clothes from mine, Terry. This is the third time this year!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Relevant:

https://xkcd.com/166

I'm already loving to misuse slang around all the nieces and nephews. They're all 3-14, so it changes depending on which kid is around, but the eye rolls are fantastic.

We need to tap into the power of the cringe and we might have an unlimited energy source.

Edit to add my updated version

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"You can cut that out, right?"

"We can.... But we won't."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How long until someone says "hamas infiltrated them"?

Taking all bets, I'm giving it 24 hours!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Those Old Scientists sure loved to throw security at every problem and hope they have enough bodies to drown whatever is threatening them.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

THANK YOU!

I always say a fun "bad" movie is often better than a high production value meh movie.

Give me comic book ridiculous Hellboy, not some serious brooding slop.

I want the movie to understand exactly what it is, and lean into it.

Give me Spaceballs. Give me Godzilla. I have seen so many "artsy" films. sometimes I just want to watch a guy punch another guy with a teacup so hard he dies, and scare three other dudes with a can opener.

Sometimes I just want to see a couple normal looking people absolutely wreck a gang of thugs who underestimated their opponent.

And hope if they make sequels, the sequels don't get too full of themselves.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

"oh well he didn't mean it that way"

It's endless narcissists prayer.

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is free to stab themselves in the knee with a grill meat fork.

Just make sure you're ready to accept the consequences of stabbing yourself with a grill meat fork.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They quite clearly told the world what the other way was on January 6th, 2021.

But instead of learning from history, and taking care of the problem with harsh sentences representative of the crime that was committed, we went ahead and put on the fluffy kid gloves.

And nobody cares about the grumbling in the background about bullshit sentences. They'll use the same tired excuse of "we don't want to appear biased" or "we don't want to start more violence"

And the mere fact that they're too scared to punish people over fear of retribution just goes to show that domestic terrorism works! Yay! Something something we live in a society I guess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Don't tell me what to do!

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