Would it be in poor taste to say "Hey, I've seen this one before!"?
SARGE
This sounds like something that was made up for a fallout game.
Of course, so does "bombarding myself with xrays and moving around to entertain the audience looking at my bones" and "including uranium in paint to make watch dials glow"
Damn I love me some sailing ships...
Tall ships are my favorite, but if I had to choose, I'd pick a 40ft catamaran for myself.
The article language wry much makes it sound like attempted murder, "lunging at her with a knife" you don't hold a knife toward someone and rush toward them unless you're planning on stabbing them.
Neither I nor the article writer were there, so we don't know the exact motion, but the words of the article make it sound like attempted murder to me.
Not enough comments saying "WHAT WAS THAT AT THE CORNER/BEHIND THE STRUT/BEHIND THAT ROCK" like they've just spotted indisputable proof of aliens that no one will ever believe.
Legit, my old job required a 90-day change, and I once logged into a system I could do monetary damage on with ease, because I took a guess at my manager's password based on how long it had been since he told it to me during an emergency.
He did what every single person I spoke to did. "password 01" changed to "password 02" and I just tried twice, and sure enough he had changed it three times since he had told me.
While I wouldn't be ruining the company as a whole, I could have easily fucked over the individual location because scheduled password changes just ensure people use predictable passwords.
"Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!"
I could listen to a 10 hour version of the intro to St James Infirmary.
It slaps hard
I got to dodge some lumber on the way to work the other day.
It was going from rear driver side window to front passenger window, sticking about 3ft into my lane. The driver was "holding" about 20-30 2x4s.
Fun times.
That microscope looks a lot like a pair of binoculars glued to a small sewing machine...
Two rules:
1: two is one, one is none.
B- always have a spare.
Anything you consider absolutely essential for something, you should have 3 on hand.
Imagine how much of an insecure, whiny little baby you have to be to look at a LITERAL CHILD and say "yep. I'm picking a fight with this CHILD"
Sure would be a shame if [REDACTED] happened to these board members and pigs.