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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine how much of an insecure, whiny little baby you have to be to look at a LITERAL CHILD and say "yep. I'm picking a fight with this CHILD"

Sure would be a shame if [REDACTED] happened to these board members and pigs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Would it be in poor taste to say "Hey, I've seen this one before!"?

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This sounds like something that was made up for a fallout game.

Of course, so does "bombarding myself with xrays and moving around to entertain the audience looking at my bones" and "including uranium in paint to make watch dials glow"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Damn I love me some sailing ships...

Tall ships are my favorite, but if I had to choose, I'd pick a 40ft catamaran for myself.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The article language wry much makes it sound like attempted murder, "lunging at her with a knife" you don't hold a knife toward someone and rush toward them unless you're planning on stabbing them.

Neither I nor the article writer were there, so we don't know the exact motion, but the words of the article make it sound like attempted murder to me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Not enough comments saying "WHAT WAS THAT AT THE CORNER/BEHIND THE STRUT/BEHIND THAT ROCK" like they've just spotted indisputable proof of aliens that no one will ever believe.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Legit, my old job required a 90-day change, and I once logged into a system I could do monetary damage on with ease, because I took a guess at my manager's password based on how long it had been since he told it to me during an emergency.

He did what every single person I spoke to did. "password 01" changed to "password 02" and I just tried twice, and sure enough he had changed it three times since he had told me.

While I wouldn't be ruining the company as a whole, I could have easily fucked over the individual location because scheduled password changes just ensure people use predictable passwords.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I could listen to a 10 hour version of the intro to St James Infirmary.

It slaps hard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I got to dodge some lumber on the way to work the other day.

It was going from rear driver side window to front passenger window, sticking about 3ft into my lane. The driver was "holding" about 20-30 2x4s.

Fun times.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That microscope looks a lot like a pair of binoculars glued to a small sewing machine...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Two rules:

1: two is one, one is none.

B- always have a spare.

Anything you consider absolutely essential for something, you should have 3 on hand.

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