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Gotta get those panic clicks.

As someone who uses a propane burner for blacksmithing, I am constantly reminding my wife "IT'S NOT A FLAMETHROWER!" because once not long after we met, my old decrepit one sprung a leak out the side and from her viewing angle she thought it had set me on fire.

In fairness, mine is designed for a 1ft flame, but I did use a weed burner in my very first forge. About 2ft if I blasted propane without a regulator.

I'm not ready to die on the hill, but I will gladly throw up some polite resistance upon it.

Any and every headline that begins with "Jimmy Carter, former US President" makes my stomach drop a bit. For like a decade now.

A Long March 2D rocket...

Damn, they aren't even launching a 3-dimensional rocket? I mean, I'm familiar with decreasing thickness in kerbal space program, but this is just crazy talk!

Maybe Someone to blame for everything they perceive to be wrong either their lives.

So yeah, Not much else.

Oh BDSM in general isn’t like that

That..... Was their entire point?

Because the OP started with "BDSM IS" which reads as is "all of BDSM is like this" regardless of whether OP meant to generalize or not.

First comment then said "BDSM is not all like that"

Lol I don't even have a yard of my own where I live now, and to be fair my parents only have 3/4 total.

The first year I took over lawn maintenance, they had poke weed growing in a 10ft tall forest in basically every space possible, it was the entire summer getting rid of them. Then they had English ivy growing along the base of the house and it was creeping into every crack of the siding and choking out some trees.

Even when trying to let it grow "wild" it's a ton of work...

Also the weird fixation with perfectly manicured lawns with absolutely no debris and no plants touching any other plants.

They like to lay their eggs on leaves and grasses on the ground. Doesn't mix well with lawn mowers and rakes.

I used to mow my parents property, and I would leave about 1/4 acre unmowed on the side, touching the treeline. They had so many fireflies hanging around the tall grass over the summers.

This summer I moved too far to keep mowing, and they don't leave anything, and have been complaining they haven't seen any fireflies all summer.

It could be a sign they're gearing for all out war economy in preparation of a massive offensive on multiple fronts....

Or it could be a sign their already not great corruption-riddled military absolutely screwed the pooch in terms of (not) maintaining things and pocketing the money, and now to compensate for what needs replaced as well as current losses, a large portion of their economy has to be diverted in order to keep from being completely demolished on the front lines.

In no way does that mean "Russia is facing imminent defeat", just that they have to focus on making guns and ammo to replace what's being lost and can't focus on other things right now.

Guillermo Del Toro, Roland Emmerich, Ishiro Honda, and Adam Wingard all team up (successfully) to make a Godzilla movie where he and Kong fight Zilla from the 1998 Godzilla movie and a hoard of sprogZillas

Or a horror movie set in the Warhammer 40k universe, directed by Paul W. S. Anderson and Ridley Scott. Possibly tyranids, but there are so many horror aspects to choose from...

I used to work for a company that did background checks on every employee, and supposedly couldn't hire anyone with a record over some kind of contracts.

Didn't change the fact that several of my coworkers were ex-cons.