SARGE

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

"Mister Doctor"?

Strange...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

[X] I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Exterior: El Sleezo Cafe. Man in a coat is being tossed out onto the street.

A green frog sees this, and suggests the man complains to the owner of the establishment.

The man then says to the frog "I AM the owner."

Fin

Yeah it could definitely be a little clearer with it's phraseology.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I haven't played a live service game since Destiny 2 decided to completely remove all the shit I paid for, then lock everything new behind even more pay walls.

I've been playing dozens of games since then. It's not hard to find games that aren't live service and likely won't be touched outside of stability and a couple QoL things here and there.

I'm all for laws requiring all games to be playable offline, and without any sort of bullshit "online activation". I paid for a game, I want to play the game without having to download shit first. I want to play the game whether my hanky-ass internet connection is stable or even nonexistent today. I want to be able to use the thing I paid for without having to jump through extra hoops, no matter how large or "on the ground" the hoop is. It's still a hoop.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I promise I won't get political"

two drinks later

"COME OUT YEH BLACK AN' TAN"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (7 children)

NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Fixed headline: "Price Gougers in an industry famous for Price Gouging and collaborative price-fixing seizes opportunity to Price Gouge and blame someone else"

That's a little wordy though...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Use 150mb to put a low quality version of Firefly that I used to have on a Nokia phone around 2007/2008, and the rest will be my collection of ebooks.

I've got more than 1gb of books, but I can trim down the file size by stripping formatting and saving as plain text, and there's a few series I could go without reading for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"You can't hear text"

............

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Gotta get those panic clicks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

As someone who uses a propane burner for blacksmithing, I am constantly reminding my wife "IT'S NOT A FLAMETHROWER!" because once not long after we met, my old decrepit one sprung a leak out the side and from her viewing angle she thought it had set me on fire.

In fairness, mine is designed for a 1ft flame, but I did use a weed burner in my very first forge. About 2ft if I blasted propane without a regulator.

I'm not ready to die on the hill, but I will gladly throw up some polite resistance upon it.

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