SARGE

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was today years old when I realized that she was talking to Homer Hickam, and I've seen the movie October Sky more times than I can count.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One of my wife's friends gets really upset when people call it Twitter for some reason. She doesn't even use it. Just gets irate and reminds everyone the name was changed so if you want people to know what you're talking about you should call it X.

Strange hill to choose...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I officially have no idea what's going on...

Am I out of touch?... No, it's the young who are wrong!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, but do the cops have the necessary restraint to not pull the trigger until it clicks?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm fully aware of what I can do to stop it.

But then other people wouldn't get to gear the wonderful clanging sound!

And they need to know!

So stop it I shan't.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Meds that I tried didn't help me. Fuck me I guess 🙃

To be fair I have not tried any new meds in many years, so I'm sure there's new ones I haven't tried, but I couldn't afford the appointments or medications anyway...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I can almost hear the record scratch as he says "But we don't do that..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Who's on first?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The opening scene of episode 1 hooked me.

And every reference for the next twenty minutes made sure I stayed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

strongly worded

WOAH there, cowboy. We don't want to go wording our PR too strongly, or Israel might think we're semi-serious!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll have you know I have never once accidentally made a Cronenburg monster.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

hence my entire comment? He realized halfway through what he was going to say and changed it. Trump said the dumb thing, THEN corrected afterward.

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