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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (12 children)

Cant wait to play the next Monster Hunter and buy hunting permits at $2.99 for each hunt.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Idk about that

Russians usually commit unalive by hurling their lifeless bodies out of a window

Not by hurling their lifeless bodies in front of a truck

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Yeah for real whats up with number 5

I am not a part of Mystery Inc. and don't solve crimes in caves

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Because the data is made up

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Beets, Bears, Battlestar galactica.

Not opinions just facts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Hey hey my company is doing exactly this right now

"Get EVERYTHING OFF PREM. SEND ALL OF IT TO GCP NOW"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

How do I reeeach theese Normies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Alcohol works on both external aaaand internal wounds

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

OmniTerrain Tactical Extraction Rangers

(They only extract clams and such)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together