PrimarilyPrimate

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 22 hours ago (10 children)

When my late husband said, "why you syphilitic son of a bitch" I knew that he was really angry at someone and if he said "rats in a dishpan" then something just went haywire. He passed away 30 years ago now and I have never heard another person say those things.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

OMG me too!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

He, she, it, I, we, you, they.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Does he not know that he can divorce her!?!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Just think about being that cat. Wander around a neighborhood and see a person on their deck sitting in a chair, go over and lay on their belly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can't think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (9 children)

In Pennsylvania it's called the Hershey squirts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

If you go to settings, comments then style... Could this be the thing?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one I see V is very, very extraordinary E is even more, even more than you adore can...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you point out that leg so I wouldn't notice that finger?

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