Obviously he pooped his pants.

The glass of water should be saved for last, and poured over the steak just before devouring.

Mmmm... Sloppy steaks. The waiters hate em!

Ya got some good discussions, ya got some pictures of naked ladies... What else do you need?

Consensual non-monogamy. It's fun!

An unfortunate combination of somehow achieving a post-scarcity, non-capitalist society with robust resource and population control.

But people are greedy and want "freedoms" that run counter to this.

You're about to get a large influx of former Redditors... Like me!