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Doug McIlroy can get a 1 out of /dev/zero.
Doug McIlroy can change file permissions using a magnet and a pin.
Doug McIlroy can read data from /dev/null.
Doug McIlroy can address 8 terabytes of RAM with only 32 bits.
Doug McIlroy can handle SIGKILL.
Doug McIlroy spawns Init.
Doug McIlroy can hard-link across devices.
Doug McIlroy can create 3-ended pipes.
Doug McIlroy dreams in binary.
Doug McIlroy eats serial ports for breakfast.
Doug McIlroy doesn't have an Erdos number; Erdos has a McIlroy number.
Doug McIlroy prototyped /dev/random with a toothpick and 4 cans of baked beans.
Doug McIlroy invented pipes.
Doug McIlroy invented diff to win a bet.
Doug McIlroy can read unbound variables.
Doug McIlroy can disprove tautologies.
Doug McIlroy's programs always terminate -- sometimes each other.
Doug McIlroy's programs don't need a garbage collector; they pick up their OWN garbage.
Doug McIlroy doesn't make system calls. System calls call Doug McIlroy.
Doug McIlroy doesn't use malloc to allocate memory. He uses his bare hands.
Doug McIlroy doesn't debug. He stares at tty0 until it fixes the problem.
Once, Doug McIlroy got mad at his terminal and smacked the keyboard. The result is called "Unix."
Alan Turing always wanted to win a McIlroy Award, but didn't qualify. No one has.
In 1984, the Department of Justice broke up AT&T because they had a monopoly. On Doug McIlroy.
Doug McIlroy supervises the hypervisor.
Doug McIlroy understands the internals of a hidden Markov model.
Doug McIlroy patented macros.
At Bell Labs, computers regularly crashed in fear when Doug McIlroy entered the room.
It doesn't seem sooooo badd
Seems like all I really need is curl
What if I promise to use pledge(2) and unveil(2)?
Same :(
Let's make it a mutual disengage?
Hope you feel better soon
Greater rant: people who fucking care about opsec, this isn't an op and your sec is already compromised or meaningless if you think posting here is dangerous you're wrong
People have been doxxed and threatened with death over less
In this case, I just don't want to make it easier for Google to track anyone here when all it takes is deleting a few characters from a link
Bit idea: writing a lemmy bot in C
............. but what if it wasn't a bit?
It's still kinda there... I meant you should remove everything after the question mark, including the question mark, sorry
It's just concerning cuz Google uses this to group people together and find out where people are sharing their links
Maybe I should write a bot that points this out and prints the link without any tracking components
You don't see this on your end?
Can you take off the tracking part of the link? It's everything starting with "?"
That's not a bit?? At least not completely?
Wtf