Sounds great. Wish I could afford to put money into a 401k too. It's a shame I'm probably going to die in the street shortly after my body is no longer able to work full time.

An egg is a trans person before they've realized/accepted they're trans.

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Optimistic: an economist who specializes in speculation about the labor market Pessimistic: just some person who said some shit

you can't even walk to the store in most places

Or roll into the store.

One of my favorite magic items to give players. I don't remember which DM I stole it from, but it's so fun. I don't remember the precise wording but it's something like

All or Nothing Coin

While in possession of this coin you may choose to expend one charge to replace your d20 with a coin for your next attack, save or check. Treat a heads as a natural 20 and a tails as a natural 1.

The coin may hold a maximum of 4 charges at time. At dawn all charges are either depleted or restored (determined by coin flip)

Alabama is trying, but there not quite at Texas's level yet.

Y'all Kaida

This is why I've always preferred the term GSRM: Gender, Sexual, and Romantic Minorities. It's fully inclusive without ballooning out to an absurd size. I see no signs that it will see common use in the near future though.

But leaded gas in cars was banned in '96. Why has it taken them 27 years to begin phasing things out for airplanes?