My mother in law has said the exact same things, except she said "millions of years" instead of thousands. To which I replied "that's true. Neanderthals and Australopithecus battled it for control of holy land"
NedIsakoff
joined 3 years ago
No more than normal, usually like one or two a day.
Though, I've been unemployed for a few months now and the amount of scam jobs I see is insane. I get so many emails all with the exact same wording and I feel like 50% of the jobs on LinkedIn are fake. There was a day last fall where I got 20 calls/texts from people from the same company wanting to schedule an interview... It was all within 15 minutes of each other, all different numbers leaving voicemails. Weird shit.
Him: 
I'm out of the loop because I just saw a picture of Jack Black for the first time in years and he looks like he's prepping for a Marx biopic or something lol
Then I saw this one and damn he'd make a funny live action Harry Du Bois