It’s like a “Where’s Waldo”. The longer you look at it the more weird shit you see.
So going forward, I should keep my crimes under half an hour and it’s fine. Good to know.
Wankpanzer has now been added to my lexicon.
I wish I were this unafraid to look like an idiot.
Christ on a bike I thought this was The Onion.
This sounds like some weird cargo cult-esque garbage. Send magic letter = bill disappear.
Oh yeah god fucking forbid he should have to scrape by on a salary several times higher than pretty much every person I know. The humanity!
What in the demented word salad hell did I just read?
I found the people my age on the internet.
No no no. Not won’t pay more. Can’t.
My teenager is going to have to resign himself to the fact that this is Apocalypse’s chair now.
It’s just Abby after playing in the fireplace. 😑
“You don’t have anything to fear from the police if you’re not doing anything wrong” Really? REALLY? They are literal terrorists. I give you, exhibit….what do we do when we run out of letters anyway?
You know, maybe I’m getting old but I remember a time when the Republican Party wasn’t running on a platform that consists of nothing but batshit crazy. I’ve never been a Republican but there was some semblance of sanity there and not this soup sandwich of bathrooms and genitals. Jfc.