hey whats wrong with olive garden?

Ahh yes. The Automatic Tip Machine.

I wish it was as easy as it was when we were kids and on the playground. You would just show someone your sweet dinosaur toy and ask them to play with you and boom friends for life. Or until mom got tired of sitting in the bench. Whichever happened first.

It sounds very similar to when I was in seminary. They literally had classes on how to manipulate your audience. How to “use vocal patterns and body language to make yourself appear more sincere.”

People severely underestimate how many shitty people there are in this world (and even those who appear trustworthy) that would eat your firstborn to increase their net worth if it wasn’t illegal.

Hey ruud. Is there Patreon we can sign up to help with the hardware upgrades/upkeep?

I would have paid for spez protection. But it wasn’t available so I came to Lemmy lol

Hello all you fine Reddit refugees.

Oh shit was I the ad the whole time??

Thanks ruud

as one of the new people here, awesome!