It's basically chocolate frosting that for some bizarre reason people have convinced themselves is healthy, I guess because there's a tiny amount of hazelnut in it?

I just realized Everett True is a dead ringer for Tor Johnson.

Lol, you should try eating feed corn sometime.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Or, hear me out, what if we try growing food in the Midwest, rather than the biofuels, industrial lubricants, and cattle feed we grow there now?

Someone got stabbed in the hallway outside my apartment last night. Being poor's just great!

Hey, I also do fuck all. That's two things!

Holy fucking shit is that for real?

Just trying to prove to the base he's not woke.

@[email protected], what doth life?

I replace half the salt with MSG for all of my curries, something to try.

You've changed, man. You used to be about the music.