LiterallyLMAO

Why would anyone turn their clocks back on Saturday?

That's why I'm stockpiling bananas as we speak. They can only go up in value!

It's basically chocolate frosting that for some bizarre reason people have convinced themselves is healthy, I guess because there's a tiny amount of hazelnut in it?

Is there a way to just blanket block all mastodon users from a Lemmy account? I swear I've never seen one that wasn't just vapid self promotion and hashtag spam.

I just realized Everett True is a dead ringer for Tor Johnson.

Lol, you should try eating feed corn sometime.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Or, hear me out, what if we try growing food in the Midwest, rather than the biofuels, industrial lubricants, and cattle feed we grow there now?

Someone got stabbed in the hallway outside my apartment last night. Being poor's just great!

Hey, I also do fuck all. That's two things!

Holy fucking shit is that for real?

Just trying to prove to the base he's not woke.