LanguageIsCool

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 30 minutes ago (1 children)

The worst is being corrected.

“Good morning, how are you?”

looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Some Brazilian sadness: https://youtube.com/watch?v=r3PMqvqLyU0

The guitar is beautifully excellent

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Reminds me of a Johnny Bravo episode where he rips off a tag from a mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law” and then helicopters start coming after him lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

Everyone knows the sun’s core makes vitamin D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not even for the lulz?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (5 children)

They should get Florida too just so there’s this flipped symmetry kind of thing similar to the US + Alaska

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like it’s just boomers at this point

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