Just look at or don't look at the photons; whichever way it is so they behave like a wave, and then keep your ice cream in the peaks or valleys where the wave doesn't touch it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

it can take tens of thousands of years bouncing around inside the sun before they exit too. always thought that was pretty neat.

Just eat your ice cream before it melts. Glad i could help.

From the perspective of the photon, this all happens more or less instantaneously. Or so I have been told. I was also told that my tongue has 5 or 6 zones where different aspects of flavor are detected and I now know that to be wrong. So maybe fuck your ice cream.

Could have been worse:
https://lemmy.world/post/24169630

Photons don't gather energy and they definitely don't move slowly through the sun.

It is not direct sunlight that is melting your ice mate. Let's say the scoop has 10 cm² getting blasted from the sun, that's 1 Watt of heat under maximum possible conditions (Sun vertically above you, perfectly black ice, etc.). tl;dr: In total from convenction 1.8 W, condensation 2.5 W and radiation 0.65 W = 4.95 W -> maximum possible sunlight on earth would only increase this by 20 %, more realistic sunlight something like 10 %.

Actual math: Compare that to ambient temperatures of say, 30 °C, and let's again say 10 cm² cross section, which translates to a diameter of 3.57 cm, so a sphere with a surface of 40 cm². The heat transfer coefficient under normal conditions is about 15 W/(m²K), so we get: 15 W/(m²K) * 0.004 m² * 30 K = 1.8 W

Additionally, we have latent heat from water (humidity) condensing on the cold surface: Let's assume a Schmidt number of 0.6, so we get a mass transfer coefficient of: 15 W/(m²K) / [1.2 kg/m³ * 1000 J/(kgK)] * 0.6^(-2/3) = 0.0176 m/s Specific gas constant: 8.314 J/(molK) / 0.018 kg/mol = 462 J/(kgK) So the mass flux (condensation speed) is: 0.0176 m/s * 2000 Pa / [462 J/(kgK) * 273 K] = 0.00038 kg/(m²s)

Given the heat of condensation of 2257 kJ/kg water we thus get: 0.00038 kg/(m²*s) * 2257000 J/kg = 632 W/m²

And thus for our little sphere: 632 W/m² * 0.004 m² = 2.5 W

... Then we also have radiation from the hot surrounding, let's assume 30 °C again, we get: Q = 5.67E-8 W/(m²*K^4) * 0.004 m² * (303 K^4 - 273 K^4) = 0.65 W (omitting radiation from the sky)

photons are generated at the core from matter by hydrogen fusion (bigger elements later in the star life), the photons travel to the surface by absorption and re-emission taking about 100,000 years in average to escape, despite traveling at the speed of light. so the slow part depends on perspective

“It took me a hundred thousand years to escape the prison of a motherfucking star, and you have the gall to complain about your little ice cream cone melting?!

Fuck you.”

Me: well when you put it like that

Everyone knows the sun’s core makes vitamin D

Love this

You so easily could have made this a happy comic instead.

I don't believe in conspiracy theories