Kyrrrr

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

It's this mentality that prevents us from creating time machines

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That's fair. Gay frogs and Al Gore turned me anti fascist. Just think what children could do

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Seriously, I feel like every major region of the world has a loud guy telling them some other religious/cultural group is out to get them. When in reality the group that's out to get them is billionaires.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Desperate people are also easier to turn on each other. Maintain your communities everyone, don't let the hyper rich convince you it's anyone else but them and their greed that are hurting you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

You can blame congress as well. They could be making laws to help with this

[–] [email protected] 116 points 6 months ago (13 children)

Are these the immigrants that are stealing all our jobs?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Ah, you've been cursed by the amulet of cucking. It functions essentially like wild magic, anytime you do anything I can ask you to roll on the cucking table. You rolled a 60? Yeah, uh lemme check, your wife appears in front of you and she hits on the rest of the party making sure to see that you're watching. Roll Charisma save."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Is it "too early" for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Mobius strip tease

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In space, no one can hear you creme...

Wait a minute... that turned out too horny

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

The article isn't for us. It's for the super rich to justify their wealth. They'll read that and think, "yeah, I made my sacrifices, these kids need to make theirs if they want to be as wealthy as me. Now how do I pay my daughter to talk to me again?"

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