Only having them campaign for a few months is refreshing. I'd love to see it happen more often.

Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

Hey Europe

--America

There's a non-zero chance that they actually are sending their brightest.

So the DA is just allowed to say, "I don't like any of my choices in this jury pool" and that's just okay?? That doesn't sound like a fair trial at all. It's like grabbing the stack of lottery tickets from behind the counter and starting to scratch them off. When somebody comes to make you stop you just say, "it's all good. I'm just trying to find one I like before I decide to play the lottery today."

Going broke, or having all of their money embezzled by senior leadership?

Well then you definitely don't wanna google that.

Gotta admit, I expected it to be related to his past drug/alcohol abuse. Drowning is a bit of a shock.

Let's move the battlefield out of Ukraine and into Russia then.

Getting them sweet, sweet, tourism dollars from all the red southern states..

A little ditty about Mitch and Diane...