Just when I think I couldn't hate him anymore, he omits the Oxford comma...

Why does this petulant child keep getting away with shit?

This is so crazy at this point, it REALLY seems like it has to be a money laundering operation.

I live right by the area this house is in. It's in Winnetka, the "North Shore" of Chicago, where all the rich execs that work in Chicago live.

Imagine if it was on bottom

I'm sorry... Markwayne?

What kind of stupid fucking name is that.

People arguing over spelling in a language like English...

"We've decided not to pursue Web Integrity API."

"Oh great! But what's that giant thing under the tarp behind you"

"Oh don't worry..."

Welcome to the United States. Everything is subsidized, then turned around to fuck the average person.

Well, they've never lied before.... wait

Holy shit, was that hit by a nuke?

Yeah, wait until you are 40 and kids are making this same statement about video games from today.