ego

My dude, you just reminded me I live near a sheep farm. I love lamburgers.

bees

I too welcome our Moleman overlords.

tagging you as self-proclaimed voice of the working class

I do three things and mosquitos avoid me: I eat a ton of garlic, I take a ton of drugs, and I smoke a ton of weed. My blood is semisolid.

Oh dude the shit I flipped when I figured out the cult I grew up in was a cult? It was not pretty. I get it.

oh gods what happens when the ai discovers the poop knife

Bing:

Senator Feinstein never backed away from a fight

especially when it was with schoolchildren

Oh I see we're on Projection

Whatever you do, don't hold your poop for three days