Saw this and immediately thought it was about “tucows”.

I’m old. ish.

romulan.

and white wine.

Rad Cunningham disapproves.

Me too. But that looks like too high of a jelly content to me, but each to his own.

Put her in the Comfy Chair.

Clem Fandango, of course.

Sheeeeeiiiit.

I have both a brother laser and a brother multifunction inkjet. Both have been solid for many years. However, with the inkjet, due to infrequent use, i found that the cartridges a/o print head would get clogged/dried after a while. I solved this by setting up a scheduled print job on one of my machines that fires off once a week. That document has 4 1” solid squares, their colors corresponding to the cartridge colors. Since starting this, i’ve had zero clogging issues, and i just recycle the weekly prints as scratch paper for notes, etc.

ovaltine.

Selected Ambeanent Works 2 FTW.