Fallofturkey

joined 1 year ago
 

You have been reported.

I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Lemmy moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all.

• I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge.

Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

STOP PUTTING , a SPACE before your PUNCTUATION . It absolutely INFURIATES me when a person ONLINE places a SPACE before an EXCLAMATION MARK ! When I see this I absolutely LOSE it , and my DOG starts FLIPPING like JOHN WILLY . Did you know his name is really Zachary ? What a good dog . But that’s beside the POINT . I become so MAD and Frustrated when someone MISPLACES a SPACE before their PUNCTUATION . Don’t even get me STARTED on when PEOPLE start EVERY WORD with a CAPITAL LETTER . It is a WASTE of TIME. It is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE when someone does not TYPE A SENTENCE using PROPER GRAMMAR AND TYPING SKILLS . Whenever I see a person typing in ALL LOWERCASE with NO PERIODS I will TRACK THEM DOWN and make them CORRECT their message . It’s also PAINFUL when people MISUSE emojis . The SKULL EMOJI is what you use when you represent a DEAD PERSON , NOT your horrible sense of HUMOUR . The laughing emoji signifies your ACTUAL LAUGH and should NOT be used SARCASTICALLY . FURTHERMORE, it makes me so SICK and TIRED when someone uses the NERD emoji to POKE FUN at an INANIMATE OBJECT . The nerd is meant to represent a PERSON . Pineapple should NEVER go on pizza regardless of WHO , WHAT , WHEN , WHY , HOW , AEIOU AND SOMETIMES WHY , YOU ARE . McDonald’s has EVERY RIGHT to put MORE KETCHUP on my CHICKEN SANDWICH , butt the REFUSE TO DO IT . MY firstborn son is going through his MINECRAFT PHASE , and when he ASKED ME TO BUY MERCHANDISE , he didn’t use PROPER MANNERS . This absolutely INFURIATES ME and the PRICE OF THIS should also be lowered to accommodate to MY NEEDS and MY financial situation .

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Within days of creating an account before making any contributions, I was deleted, also for some dumb reason. Never bothered to figure out why and try again.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Or is there...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I did this as a kid to make 'pogs' lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

This is poetry. Love it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ha, I failed to see the irony of that when I was a kid for sure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Had this song on repeat as a kid

1
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I logged into my machine (Arch Linux by the way) and found that another user, spez, had taken over and mounted my CD-ROM drive (which contained my backup files) and had copied my deleted files back to their rightful places. What a nice guy. Edit: ow, my sidebar 🤕

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry for what you are going through. I've got no real idea of what you are experiencing, but I've had many years of my life in which I felt similar to how you described. This random Internet person is pulling for you.

 

Unjerk: it's a lot harder to make fun of Lemmy, but that was my shot, enjoy.

 

Title. I've got approximately 20k karma from Reddit and need to know how to bring it over to Lemmy. Could be a deal breaker for me and I'm quite respected there and need to make sure everyone knows I've got 10 years of posting super important things to r/circlejerk

view more: next ›