It's a lyric from an Abba song, "Can you hear the drums, Fernando?".

Nothing a good wash can't fix!

You know what you did, you fiend.

Yes, but this guy is even MORE French.

Especially right wing people.

"We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas!"

Thank you for sharing, it's a lovely memory.

It's basically just duck junk food. https://www.uu.nl/en/background/what-to-feed-ducks-according-to-science Probably not an issue if they don't get too much, and still get plenty of good quality food in. I'd still rather give them something good for them, but I'm glad it's not as terrible as it seems.

Jesus Christ. "This safety feature is so goddamn inconvenient!"

As a millennial, it will always be a no. It will forever have a Middle Aged Maths Teacher on Holiday vibe to it for me.

Yes, my cat stands watch outside the bathroom when I'm in there. On my way out, I make sure to say "Thank you, Bathroom Guard".

His front legs have a deformity and they're being splinted to straighten them.