Egon

First time as a tragedy etc...

You get dropped in from space in a small one-way shuttle. If you're good you can hit a robot or a bug with your shuttle. Makes it feel like you're elbow dropping a cyborg chainsaw samurai

Look, when it comes to drawing dicks I'm a connoisseur and I won't settle for the simple "eight equals D"

Wasn't that more or less entirely the discourse tho?

Good joke otherwise

Result hunter is a hilariously telling name. "No I'm not interested in searching or learning, I already know what the result is, I just need the machine to tell it to me so I can feel good about my worldview."

The gooncage is real

Me or the friend?

(_)_)::::::::D takes more than (('))

It's not. It's a proper noun. Names aren't valid.

How tf does easier = more inclusive? Do you still have to spell shit? Then its still just as barring for people with issues with spelling shit. Removing barriers makes things inclusive, and that often means things get easier, but it doesn't have to and it doesn't go the other way as I've just argued.

And what would they do to make it easier? Hand in a dictionary? Smh corporations are fucking stupid. People aren't buying Scrabble because it's not woke or inclusive enough, people aren't buying Scrabble because everyone already owns the game! You won! You're done! The game is in every attic! It's fucking over go home! Make a new game! You don't have to keep doing this! I feel like I'm in that sketch from collegehumor about Oreos FFS.

As far as I can understand they're introducing challenge cards and making it cooperative? That sounds like fun, but hey ITS A NEW GAME CONGRATULATIONS YOU MADE A NEW GAME YOU DONT HABE TO KEEP MAKING SCRABBLE.

Also scrabble is fun and if you're spending 2 hours, then you're doing it wrong. Unless you're having fun, then you're doing it right.
You can always just play with alternative rules.