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He wants to watch discovery channel

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So they're carry-on only seats with no extra baggage?

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Why does the fighter escort waste the space on its wings?

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Männer hocken eh nur vor der Glotze und trinken Bier ohne Ende, oder? 📺🐵🍺🤣😅 Keine Männerabteilung, weil es keine fröhlichen Familien mit denen gibt! 🤣🤣 Ich sag's euch, seit ich meinen Ex in die Wüste 🏜️ geschickt habe und mit meiner besten Freundin zusammenwohne, ist das Leben 'ne Party! 🎉💃 Lass uns weiterhin unser Ding machen, Mädels! 💪👯 Ich gönne mir jetzt erstmal nen Spritz 🍹

GaLiGrü, Jutta aus Meppen 😘

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Here's a more readable version:

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Schnapspralinen?

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No thanks, I prefer various flavoured sugars to move my suffering to the future

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Sometimes the market demands blood

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sudo apt-get install consent

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I like the story, and I like the afterlife it implies. Where everyone gets to be the god of something after they died.

Although that will lead to millions of gods, so maybe it's best not to think too much about that.

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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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