DurbanPoison

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh sorry I didn't mean to come across as hostile towards you

I'm high, autistic and really fucking hate reagan

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I leave you with four words: I'm glad Reagan dead

Fucking love Killer Mike

I always wondered why those Qanon numerologists never go batshit with that. It's always something like divide by 19, check the fourth digit in the serial number for the last food item you bought and integrate the elix plane topology. Boom, this proves some random c-list celebrity drinks baby blood and wendigo semen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I've seen dozens of videos (not even looking for them, they just pop up on my timeline).

A bunch of buildings turned to rubble

A red crescent ambulance

People speaking Arabic in a distressed tone.

Sometimes, they pull a survivor out of the rubble

Other times, you hear family members of the deceased scream in a way that you never stop hearing in the back of your mind.

I've seen a lot of of these videos long before October 7th 2023.

There is a growing consensus

Like, I legit want to cry that even getting to this point has taken so long.

"Consensus" is such a fucking slap in the face of anyone who's been paying attention, even if accidentally.

Dropping white phosphorus on civilians, bombing entire villages off the face of the map, sniping children in the head and executing journalists.

This is not a spectrum. This is not even binary. They are committing genocide.

There is a growing consensus that the pope is catholic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I gended so crazy last night it was wild

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Don't worry, they'll probably build taxpayer-subsidised nuclear power plants for electricity which won't be available for access for the general public.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Reagan was just the fucking worst.

Iran-Contra, escalation of the unthinkably stupid war on drugs, sabotaging public healthcare and so much other bullshit.

I hope his grave just reeks of piss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Nice try

The real biden, being the oldest boomer of all boomers, would have phone called me

Was dealing with a rental agent without a pfp, tried to guess his age with a message, see if he'd type "......." or asked "are you black", but that first fucking phone call confirmed it. YES WOUTER I SAID WILL SEE YOU IN 30-40 MINUTES. IT HAS ONLY BEEN 18 MINUTES.

like, I can't talk on the phone while driving. I could die. Someone else could die. I could get my phone confiscated in the Municipality of the City of Cape Town.

I know that's not a problem for you, You just use the phone to WhatsApp hour long voicenotes to your ex-wife who blocked you and Chrome search "big bobs oily sex party"

My fucking OTPs, my bank, my job and my literal lifeline. I wish I didn't need an app for any of that shit but our generations do

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

That's a very good point and I 100% agree with you.

Although you get what I was trying to say. More about the power dynamics.

Looking at the job market now, I've got a liter of arsehole-safe bleach and a camera config setup just in case of the 0.000000001% chance my boss requires a certain image.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

They all called me a slur. The worst one.

Do they have oil

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Is this a face-to-genitals matching game

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I need to know

Why was the penis inspection necessary

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sejong_City

I got no clue man I'm high as fuck

Looks like they tried to make it the new Capital but they made a huge bunch of fuck-ups

I don't know the direct connection to birth rates. Not sure what happened but I tapped something on accident and can't read whatever most of the article says now.

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