This feels extremely targeted...

What if you could influence the story by using some kind of remote? I guess you could call it a "controller"?

Do you use DDG China™ or something? This all comes up when I search for it, no censorship

Just you wait till you see the deep web forum users like "I backdoored Arch btw"

No I honestly wish it harm and ill health. If it's acting sub-human it's getting treated that way. ( :

Still got room for an electric screwdriver, a hand drill and an orbital sander?

Hey, I need a new high-end, innovative Phablet.

Samsung; sure, knock yourself out

I'm also interested in constructing the largest building in the world

Samsung; say no more

Sounds more like a prank influenzer to me

Those 2 things are not fucking related lol

I haven't seen a limited minute or SMS plan for years in the UK, are you sure you have any idea what you're on about?

That's deemed inhumane nowadays, just turn them off and back on and if they do it again, speak to an IT specialist

This actually already happens, look up Hugh jeffreys