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Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Instead of selling the pieces, lets sell NFT's of the pieces, and hide the actual pieces next to Jimmy Hoffas body.

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With a guaranteed recovery time to watch your favorite show by nighttime. Nice. Worldwide franchise, we need 300 billion. lets do it.

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Good burn rate. Maybe we also throw some blockchain in there somehow to increase it.

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Burn rate needs to come up. Lets raise money for super bowl ads for the launch.

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

We scrape the entire internet for any instance of people referring to a "game changer", turn it into an NFT that can only be purchased with raw crude oil.

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We use AI to create a biomass of 168 billion tons of insects and then have all the governments pay us to keep them away.

Privacy respecting pinterest alternatives in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pixelfed should be in your mix to check out.

All of Middle Earth will benefit if Lord Sauron is allowed to use Mark to Market Accounting. Benefits will trickle down to all. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

"And in his business expense reports, as prescribed by law, was the leasing of and proper payments for intellectual property and patent leasing, which went through the proper banks of Murkwood and other financial centers, unfortunately leaving 0 taxable income."

But Lord Sauron has been 100 percent transparent, you can trust him.

All of Middle Earth will benefit if Lord Sauron is allowed to use Mark to Market Accounting. Benefits will trickle down to all. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Lord Sauron is appealing "This shortsighted decision from a corrupt partisan commission" and announces a countersuit alleging theft and demanding return of certain items of his personal property that were taken from his office under the new business anti espionage laws.

These include apparently a shirt of mail and some unnamed pieces of jewelry.

A short drive from Limerick, Ireland in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Yer Mom was a ________"

How do you sort your view on Lemmy, mostly? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you aren't sorting by new, you have no backbone and will never please any of the gods of war.

If time is a currency, what is the product? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"Thy rod and staff shine as a thousand shekels among the stars and dwindle to nothingness with a poor cost to goods ratio"-Clymiditres

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Service that exchanges your head with a celebrities head, powered by blockchain freedom points. (www.hindustantimes.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/12444579

BrainBridge, a neuroscience and biomedical engineering startup from the US, has claimed that they are developing the world's first head transplant system. According to their website, it is "a groundbreaking device that will represent a landmark achievement in the fields of neuroscience, human engineering, and artificial intelligence."

A video showing how BrainBridge will be doing the head transplant with the help of robots was shared on social media, and it has gone viral. The animated video shows two surgical robots operating on two bodies at the same time. From one body, they remove the head and places it on the other body. The animation further shows how the robots would work on the body if this technology becomes a reality.

As per BrainBridge, this system is a "revolutionary concept for head transplant system, employing cutting-edge robotics and artificial intelligence to ensure successful head and face transplantation procedures with improved outcomes and faster recoveries."

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Sell some Pheromone producing AI washing machines that work for tech bros on the blockchain. (i.redd.it)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3010934

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The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/theunfortunatename on 2024-05-25 23:35:12+00:00.

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Make and AI for tech bros that automatically replaces crypto with AI in all their their powerpoints. Use the AI in your own powerpoint to blitzcale and take over the market. (lemm.ee)
 

Make and AI for tech bros that automatically replaces crypto with AI in all their their powerpoints. Use the AI in your own powerpoint to blitzcale and take over the market. Then make the AI powerpoint itself to raise money, thus outsmarting the competition.

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Happy to announce I’ve left my job at Microsoft to start my own business (i.imgur.com)
 
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Crypto bro AI advisors for AI service but its paywalled. (lemm.ee)
 

Crypto bro AI advisors for AI service but its paywalled.

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1mil annual fee Exclusive access website but theres only one password (lemm.ee)
 

1mil annual fee Exclusive access website but theres only one password

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butternut squash is much different than squashed nut butter (lemm.ee)
 

butternut squash is much different than squashed nut butter

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Note to self- 1) Sell longer ponytails to Dinosaur Gurlz 2) Profit (lemm.ee)
 

Note to self- 1) Sell longer ponytails to Dinosaur Gurlz 2) Profit

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My grandmother’s silverware comes with a tiny silver crumb brush and crumb pan (i.redd.it)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/2855457

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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/Thea_From_Juilliard on 2024-05-07 03:05:29.

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NASA remotely reprogramming Voyager 1 also means that aliens can reprogram all of our satellites. (lemm.ee)
 

NASA remotely reprogramming Voyager 1 also means that aliens can reprogram all of our satellites.

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Voyager 1 (mander.xyz)
 

This also means that aliens can reprogram all of our satellites.

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Your body is completely dark except for the 1 molecule outside layer that light hits. (lemm.ee)
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