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Oatmeal Crackers? Sure. Very nutritious and no sugar. Kind of hard on the dental work though.

Rainbow Nose Condoms. I'm sure they will express themselves, especially if they have the microsoft logo.

I take it as somebody has downvoted it and I am giving it a fresh start.

Doubles as a dad joke.

"Private equity always finds a way"-Jeff Goldblum

Its interesting that they plan to profit off of the Fediverse but they aren't paying for running instances themselves. At least they aren't now.

The only thing that is actually valuable in all this is the data generated by Fediversers themselves though, lets say 90 percent, and a nifty container around the content to make it more viewable/accessible/prettier, 10 percent.

They want to make profit off of memberships and probably ads, off of Fediversers content, and then they can leverage and monetize their new "social network" by some astronomical valuation in the market.

Good playbook, its been done many times now by Reddit, linkedin, Facebook, and all the rest, and maybe they will pull it off, but after more than 10 years of Social Media abuses, the Fediverse is filled with people who no longer want to be exploited in this way anymore. How about just paying for some instances, or supporting some FOSS projects already in the works?

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We want robot dogs with a good moral compass.

We could double the petition, one funding for each big toe. double profit.

As long as all the advertising for the NFT's contains the power phrase ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST I will approve this plan.

If we kidnapped poor people we could increase the burn rate. we could also sell ransom insurance.

Lets raise 300 billion for an AI Blockchain analysis in Invidias new Simulated reality platform to find what realities there would be for each alternate universe and use it to make stock market predictions in each individual multiverse. Then we market this to consumers as high fashion.

Instead of selling the pieces, lets sell NFT's of the pieces, and hide the actual pieces next to Jimmy Hoffas body.