CouncilOfFriends

You must choose Discard, please kindly do the needful

Please, cry more Donald. It brightens my day and I really need it

My first thought when I read post was of playing with the hinged mirrors of a medicine cabinet and forgetting which reflection is real

My favorite podcast to keep me sane for a while has been The Professional Left Podcast, where they contextualize how politicians and the media brought us to this lowly place. They always joke that it's 'no fair remembering stuff,' such as McConnell promising to make Obama a one-term president and then stealing a supreme court seat while drowned out by cries of, "why won't Obama LEAD?!"

The most incredible part of this foolishness was the punditry about Democrats not working with Republicans to find a speaker. Any support from Democrats for a nominee would make Trump's rabid dogs try to cancel them, so how were Democrats supposed to help exactly?

This is not the first time “mammoni,” 🤌 an Italian term used to describe adult men who are too dependent on their mothers, has cropped up in the legal system.

An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10

A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.

The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.

As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing."

The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..."

Does music come from the bell of a clarinet or the reed?