Carrot

While I would never read Heathcliff normally, I actually do like to see these daily posts. I find it entertaining to see a comic artist who is so bad, his titular character being completely absent doesn't change the comic in any way. It's absurdism

Coins in Mario Kart make a pretty substantial difference. The speed difference between someone with 0 coins and someone with 10 coins is pretty huge. I typically won't go too far out of my way for coins, but will try and pick up 10 by the end of the first lap.

I have nothing to say but want to validate your efforts

I always give my money to local animal shelters + archive.org

I mean, sure, normalcy also works here, but normality also fits here just fine.