Like you never forgot a platoon in a foreign country.

Fortunately my military assets are few enough that I can keep track of all of them at all times.

Unfortunately, this does limit my ability to project force on the international stage.

Bayonets "modern technology".
Wears woven cloth and uses forged steel.

Hypocrite.

Changelog: Hi, guys. So you probably noticed that I pulled the humour repo. Short answer is it was conflicting with everything, and I don't have the time or energy to fix it. My advice is to remove humour from your dependancies and purge it from the system.

Sorry, I know how important humour is to some of you. If anyone wants to take up maintenance of the repo, I can mail you the terabytes of error logs you need to sort through.

My dad, actually.

I'm afraid I can't help you, but thr reason the answer is wrong is because Pig isn't a job, it's a calling.

Three groups of fanboys. The modelling fans are pissed off over the shitty kitbash.

can drink the water

As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

Here's one for adults:

0.9• = 1

It was last Tuesday you sauceless heretic!

No gods or masters in the streets.
God yes, Master~ in the sheets.

No state but the Prostate!

I feel like this misrepresents the chaos gods, except maybe Tzeentch.

Khorne: Drown your depression in HATE!

Nurgle: That's just how some people are, you'll learn to live with it. (Unstated, "Because I'll give you no choice.")

Slaanesh: What you need, is a distraction. We have sex, food, drugs, or art.

Hilbert's Grand Hotel can absolutely hold Sysiphus and his boulder, just move everyone two rooms up.

Theseus' ship is only paradoxical on the faulty premise that the ship existed in the first place.