Before I leave the bullshit below I want to say I'm not a scientist.
Would adrenaline not be fast acting? It seems like a Wile E. Coyote setup. You inject the gorilla with adrenaline and then get ripped apart as the ex just meep meeps through the window.
Die of betes
Block is your friend
If we can nut in our bladders does... does that mean... pee can be stored in the balls?
I like your style
They're conserving their bank accounts and conserving the traditional values of 300 years ago.
My partners best friend was dating a guy very briefly. She called it off because on day 3 of just getting to know each other he started sending her nudes and rubbing himself with inflated balloons and videos of him humping. That guy has a balloon fetish.
I don't think the balloons are what killed the short lived relationship so much as the boldness of thinking she wanted those videos/pictures.
And if she never does, it will still get better
Who invented the chicken?
OP username, I assume. If it's something else then I'm joining your club.
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