... I don't get it

They're likely not fake; odds are there are loads of people who will buy this product and never have an issue. The problem is that some small percentage will experience catastrophic loss, and who wants to roll those dice?

I've been running my own mail server using Mail-in-a-box on a digitalocean VPS for about 10 years. I also pay for an external SMTP relay service because I still get randomly blocked by Google/Microsoft/whatever just by virtue of having a digitalocean IP.

Total cost is $15/mo for the VPS and $50/yr for the relay service.

Sorry, but you're conflating "using" cash with "having" cash. I can't speak to the rest of the world, but in the United States, the 4th amendment of the Bill of Rights states that you're to be free of unreasonable search and seizure. You can have any amount of money on your person for any reason you like, so long as you don't do something illegal with it. These cops are stealing cash under the pretense that it could have been used for something illegal, which directly conflicts with the idea of being innocent until proven guilty. The sham they perpetrate is that it's the cash being accused, not the person. It's bullshit and they have no intention of doing anything other than keeping the cash.

Want to withdraw all of your cash in dollar bills so that you can lay on it like a mattress? Legal, and cops shouldn't have any claim to it.

Want to withdraw all of your cash in golden dollar coins and try to swim in it like Scrooge McDuck? An ill-advised plan, considering how fucked the American healthcare system works, but legal, and once again, cops should have no claim to it.

Just having property - cash, gold, diamonds, very small unicorn figurines, whatever - is not an illegal or even inherently suspicious act.

Without probable cause, there's no reason a government agent should ever be able to take any property from you.

This is the same argument as "you wouldn't object to a search if you have nothing to hide." The fact is that anyone walking around with thousands of dollars, however "nice" you imagine that to be, is entitled to do so without any explanation due to you or the government.

In my opinion, single player games without a pause function are disrespectful to the player and I'm not going to reward them with money.

"But my game is hard! You should never be able to feel safe! Not even to pause! Because it's hard!"

Yes, well, sometimes I have to use the toilet.

I never thought "being able to pause the game" would be on a list of deal breakers for me, but here we are.

Would beeper give me access to iMessage without having an iDevice?

In a statement Thursday night, the Trump campaign called the new charges “desperate and flailing” and said Smith is “casting about for any way to salvage” the case against him.

"Desperate and flailing" is, uh, not exactly how I would describe the prosecutorial posture, here.

Look everyone! It's another opportunity to block an asshole!

The short story in the form of a wiki entry MMAcevedo seems apropos to this conversation, especially the fictional uploader's opinions on it:

Acevedo indicated that being uploaded had been the greatest mistake of his life

Oh, I think you already know.

You're allowed to say 'shit' on the internet.