this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Four hot nannas porking till they cream.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"Mac’me’wannapuke" sounds like a great name for that !

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hamnanas Benedict

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Rhett and link actually ate this on an episode of GMM recently, that's isn't cheese on top like I originally thought, it's hollandaise sauce.

They liked it and it sounds tasty to me tbh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah like the sweet and savory makes sense but still even logically knowing it’d taste good it still looks like a culinary hate crime.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

BaHamna Queso Casserole

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ham’n Bananas in Queen Sauce

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A crime... It's a crime.