this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 283 points 1 year ago (10 children)
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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You're not "Poem_for_your_sprog" are you? Just made your username "right" this time?

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yikes. We’re in this together now…

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[–] [email protected] 154 points 1 year ago (4 children)

So you’re saying you don’t want insightful, thoughtful comments from u/rimjob_steve this time around?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Granted I need to figure out how to browse communities….but if there isn’t a Lemmy version of /r/rimjob_steve we definitely need to make one. That never got old for me.

Edit: I went ahead and created the community! Find it here!

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I went for thought-provoking this time around.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have definitely provoked my thoughts, mostly thoughts of rage

…and lust?

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago (12 children)

It's easy to get a username at the moment.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello I have been experiencing problems posting my ads to the local marketplace for my 1994 ford pinto please help

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Have you tried Threads? You can send your ad straight to your favourite influencers!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Zucks to be you

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Yes! Don't use a password generator to make a username

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Couldn't get the username you wanted? It's probably available on another federated instance.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I don’t want to get crabs on any instance

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Completely understand why people would want to change their names. But why mess with perfection in my case?

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago

I'll change it later...

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I'm pretty happy with mine.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I wanted something with no reddit drama attached what so ever

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

omg don't use your real name on the internet

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Showerthought: This post is just an opportunity for users with inappropriate usernames to show them off.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Selfhost your own instance, and you can have any username

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who will be our RimjobSteve?!

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I made the leap to Lemmy from reddit....16 ft through an announcers table

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Well, fuck.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

oh well... there's always next time

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I didn't even think about this lol.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

But, I am looking forward to changing my political views and recontextualizing my reality from a stirring post by CumFartCocktail :(

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just here because Spez sucks.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't understand on why on a website where you can be anyone that you would choose to be something gross.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

That would have been waaaay funnier if it came from an account named sexybabyboy92

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You guys are aware that you can change your display name, right?

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