I'm lactose-intolerant, so this may sound weird, but I eat my pasta with water + a pinch of salt.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2023
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I can't stand the texture of water, so I eat my pasta with pulpy orange juice.
I can’t stand the texture of pulp, so I eat my pasta with mashed potatoes
I put the pasta in the bowl first. Then I put the milk in a saucepan along with some butter and flour. I let that simmer on low heat for a few minutes. Then I add some garlic and parmesan. Once the cheese is fully melted, I pour it over the pasta.
Boil macaroni first in water, remove water, add milk and heat up, serve on a plate with sugar added on top. Some people boil the macaroni straight in the milk.
I like to use the crime brûlée torch to caramelize the sugar coating.
I do a handful dry from the box, then a swig of milk.
Calm down Satan
Same. Pasta before milk to minimize splashing. Also use cooked pasta. It is faster than using dry pasta and cooking it in milk.
That doens't look that bad. I would try it.
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You forgot cinnamon sugar.
Prefer my pasta fried instead who wants soggy pasta.
I can't even tell if this is a rage bait or not since I loved macaroni boiled in milk when I was a kid
Gross
I was really hoping that people would stop falling for rage bait shortly after it first started.
What?
I said-
I was really hoping that people would stop falling for rage bait shortly after it first started.
What rage bait?
This photo.
if you want to call it rage bait, sure. in that case, you may not want to view the rest of the community
Already ahead of you on that one.
what do you think?
I think I blocked the community.
amazing