OP, I want you to know this image just ruined my entire evening.
Upvoted, and I hope you're happy with yourself
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2023
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Track encumbrance, too!
Fun fact: old-school D&D measured weight and encumbrance in terms of coins.
OP, I want to use this horribly good template to shock some friends, but none of them are into DnD, could you post a version without text?
Alright, here's the template
Thanks!
I second this request!
I love when in RPG video games after defeating the dragon you can see on your screen a mountain of gold, you click on it, and there's like 200gp and a sword +1.
What’s a treasure horde? A tribal society based on loot? I think you mean hoard
It's sentient treasure, aka a whole bunch of mimics
I've never thought about the life cycle of mimics before, but it makes sense that a creature that imitates a treasure chest might start its life imitating single coins and other small bits of treasure.
Perhaps they birth thousands of young at a time, and what looks like a pile of gold is actually a brood.
DM: “How do you want to do this?” Player: “ I slice the dragon’s cockles with my long and shiny blade” DM: changes song, plays even more intense battle music Player: “What the-“ DM: “Now it’s time to fight the horde! Roll initiative”
She's the true monster.
Don’t forget the cursed items
“Copper coins. What do you mean, copper fucking coins?!”
Jokes on you, I like brussel sprouts more than ferrero rocher.
I did this for Bad Santa one year and the receiving party felt the same!