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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Born too late to explore the known world.

Born too early to explore the stars.

Born just in time to browse dank memes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure if I would have wanted to "explore the known world". Seems like there was a lot of dying and killing involved.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The name checks out ^

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have never identified with a meme more.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looked up from this meme at my setup and, you guessed it, dual monitor and RGB keyboard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel personally attacked

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

eh, you were born just in time to be a YouTube star. you just missed your boat.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

That would require OP to groom minors.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so glad this doesn't apply to me. I have 4 monitors.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have two 4k monitors, and two laptops and a desktop controlled from one mouse and keyboard with seamless traversal across all of them thanks to mouse without borders. Desktop goes to one 4k monitor, split into 4 quarters to give the equivalent of 4 1080p screens, and each laptop is displayed side-by-side on the other monitor (plus their own 1080p screens to give 3x 1080p screens equivalent each... The picture in picture mode on these lg's is actually usable). It's an upgrade from the previous 4x 1080p screens to the equivalent of 10x 1080p screens, and I still need more screen space!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What do you do that requires that much screen space?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It's so that you can view whatever you're doing in ADHD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Coding, system monitoring (Work / Home network), Slack / Meet / whatever... generally I'll have 3 or 4x screens-worth doing work stuff, 1 or 2 for monitoring stuff, one or two for various chat sessions. It's easier than alt-tabbing all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Can you show how you set it up?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

We watched the world transition from avoiding AOL to depending on the app store.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That means you were born at the right time to become a YouTube star, so that's on you OP

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Yyp. I 100% could have been a Amnesia streamer during the rise if Pewds and Markiplier. I was funny as fuck to watch get the shit scared out of. My friends all loved watching me play.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I chose the wrong career path.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Man, it really is. My family had broadband internet so early and I just squandered all that potential upload/download speed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m in this meme and I’m not sure how I feel about it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I am also 32 just let it ride, exercise a little, and fantasise about non-drug fuelled orgies no matter how rare that is

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're not going to mention my chair? It's two tone and has a cup holder, headrest, and adjustable lumbar support. Deserves some credit yo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That sounds luxurious

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Wow, been a while since I was laser-targeted by a meme like this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah, but are your monitors the same model?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No... It's a mismatched bunch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I bought a solid, aluminum reinforced, mechanical keyboard specifically with the function to turn off the LEDs. I'm trying to run a workstation with parts that last more than 8 years, not a circus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aluminum reinforced sounds snazzy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, still on the cheaper end for Mechanical Keyboards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I've gotten to a point where that's what I want too. Moderately priced and durable > flashy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

joke's on you. I have 3 monitors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A $50,000 house hasn't been available since 1981. Adjusted for inflation it's really 1955.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

peak living there my dude.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I am okay with that for sure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Two? Those are rookie numbers...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you going to get me a light up keyboard as my belated birthday gift, PM?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, it must be delayed in the mail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hope so. I need a pick me up right about now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many of them light up?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Jesus. This is pretty much why mine is setup like this lol. Smallish 1080p monitor top left, this has our security cameras on display. 4k 27" underneath that doubles as an extension to my work laptop during work hours, but it's also connected to the primary pc. Main monitor is 27" 1440p 165hz gaming monitor. Far right is another 27" 1440p standard for general crap. They will all serve their own purpose while I'm sitting in the captains chair. Mostly it's so I can watch movies/shows, game, use discord, and browse/ work on other stuff all at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Literally same

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