this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These guys are either awesome or terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (5 children)

They terrorize the neighborhood, revving their big wheels at all hours of the night.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Snipe em all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Betting they're awesome, but I guess there's a small chance meth is involved.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In moderation, just about any drug only makes this more awesome.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think the cutoff to that rule is probably meth, heroin, and whatever that crocodile drug is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Waah wahh. Poor baby can't hold his krokodil

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

LOL…don’t make me chug some Krokodil to show you all. Thinking that’s how the zombie apocalypse kicks off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Everything in moderation is ideal especially moderation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Since today meth = fentanyl, that doesn't really hold true. It's just a quick ticket to schizophrenia.

Apparently the average meth addict today suffers from monthly overdoses... We've got guys who overdose pretty much every week who are passed out in front of our business. The local paramedics have these guys penciled on their weekly schedule.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do we have a "just guys being dudes" community yet? It's one of my favorite topics. Men playing around having fun.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

This one and "whywomenlivelonger" were both hilarious, and I'd love to see them here.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Y'all never seen the drift trikes? They're fun af

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does one join their biker gang? I wish to initiate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just like when you were a kid. Roll up on your big wheel and start talking to them. Fend off taunts from their leader until they accept you, or tackle him and put him in a headlock until he gives up. Afterwards you hug it out and become fast friends.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd take this over dirt bikes doing wheelies up and down the road for hours on end.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hell yes. Especially when I find them on the interstate - always think about how potentially horrific and traumatizing it would be if they fell off coming out of the wheelie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We have a few dickheads with fourwheelers in my neighborhood. It's so fucking annoying. I'd love for them to get big wheels instead.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

People pay for gyms so they can get this same healthy exercise, without the fun! Seems pretty safe too, just like for kids, because they're hard to tip over and not far to fall.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I bet these are quieter than dirt bikes. Even with the plastic drift wheels.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can't stop yourself from getting older, but you choose not to grow old.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'd rock up with a Green Machine, and command immediate respect.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

You know there's one dad trailering a cooler full of insert favorite beer here. This actually sounds like a great time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh man, I wish the dudes in my neighborhood were as cool as these dudes in your neighborhood.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

dutch road gangs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t your knees bump into the steering wheel / handlebars? Or do they mod them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They make adult sized ones now!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol I realized that after I posted and read more of the comments.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They're actually really cool, way higher quality than the ones we had as kids.