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Should have read that contract that Elmo gave you a little better Bert. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

La-la-lala

Elmo’s soul.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Eldritch blast!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Should've learned Fire Bolt then, no soul selling required

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It is if you're of SUPERIOR ELVEN BLOOD

(Or have a feat)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I mean, sure, being an Eldritch's Bitch for eternity sounds bad, until you yeet an automaton out the window of a 5 story tower because you wanted to do some damage at a distance and somehow missed that there was a huge open window behind it and didn't really think that it was light enough for that to occur anyway.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Pact of the Muppet!!!!!

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