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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Let's run with a couple of facts here. The calorie you're referring to is a nutritional calorie, which is actually 1 kilocalorie. Let's also assume this is a 12 ounce can, which would weigh 355 grams. 140,000 kcal per 355 grams gives this drink an energy density of 394.37 kcal per gram. That's 1,650 kilojoules per gram.

The energy density of gasoline is 46.4 kJ per gram.

This stuff has about 35½ times the energy density of the stuff that power cars.

Sounds about right for the average American diet.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what I'm hearing is I should run my car on this stuff and drink gasoline.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: a single serving of Gasoline has enough calories to last you the rest of your life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And it has flavor sparkles!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew the number was beyond fucked but thank you for putting it in perspective.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A gram of u-235 has 20 billion calories. You'll never need to eat again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of my evil genius ideas to destroy the world is carbonated mayonnaise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm more of a Caesar man myself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Y tu.

Er, Me too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh, good.

Finally-- a keto-friendly beer!