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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I loved the Fargate seasons so much!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for filling some of us in. I thought for sure this was a rule34 situation

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Release the lawyers! Set the litigators to maximum strength! Increase ship velocity to ramming speed!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's been a legal breech on decks nine through twelve .... we're losing dozens of filing cabinets of legal documents .. on company letterhead!!!! ... and investigators are boarding the ship!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Casualties... 8 crew members subpoenaed, 15 sent to mandatory arbitration. Let's not let their sacrifices be in vain. Ready the counterclaims. Prepare to file!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Lawyers in nice Italian suits marching with expensive brief cases down the corridors ..... "Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile"

Lawyer gets blasted in the chest with multiple laser fire .... falls over ... another lawyer takes his place ... "Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Man, that one guy in this cheap Star Trek knockoff looks a lot like Crichton.
And she looks a lot like Sam from Stargate...

Oh. Oh no...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no? This is a still from one of the top two episodes of Stargate SG-1!

If you haven't seen 200, I highly recommend you give it a watch

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When they do The farscape skitt is hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Okay, you got me, I have no idea what that is.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's up with the jacked guy on the back? Is that standard issue uniform?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's too buff for standard uniform

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

Indeed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You wanna tell the God of War to button his shirt, go ahead.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Star Wars: Trek to Babylon 5: Through the FarGate.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure you could've fit in a Doctor, and Red Dwarf reference in there. Perhaps even Lexx

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oooh... what's Lexx? I haven't even heard of that one before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Old show from the early 00s. Very spoofy. Rhymes with sex for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was on a cloaked cargo ship, on a simple three-hour reconnaissance mission...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Now the ship's aground on the shore of this uncharted desert planet...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Legit this was one of the best episodes. Fucking hilarious.