this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

what was this, a transporter malfunction? can you even save someone in a situation like this...?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can you even save someone in a situation like this...?

Nope. Or, it certainly doesn't seem so. She is now half floor. Unsure if her bottom half is attached to the ceiling or just a stain above a goopy pile of bones, organs and uniform.

It was horrifying as a kid. Still is, really.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've always wondered, obviously they uh cleaned her from the floor. And also her legs from below. But did anyone go between the deck? What if her midsection is still in... the midsection?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Best possible case: There's some kind of emergency access/maintenance passageway.

Worst case scenario: "They'll get the smell out next retrofit."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wouldn’t that be a Jeffrey’s tube?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Uh fuckin yikes o_o;

I personally would have tried to leverage the transporter and holodeck technologies

Just take her and the materials she merged with into the transport buffer, then load it into the holodeck to edit the snapshot, sort of like a surgery in frozen time, then try to flag the material that you can't be sure is human and organic to be "out of phase"

It won't be recoverable instantly. At best, the telefragged flesh can be collected into a bioslurry that can be regrown into replacements that can be subsequently reattached.

And, like, it looks like her critical organs are not telefragged at least...? Heart, lungs, brain, maybe liver and stomach at least partially?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe they have deck segments? They do take random damage not infrequently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Space distortions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wasn't there an episode where some of the crew does some leg wrestling? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ooooh, that does sound familiar...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She does leg day on the next deck down.