Dylan bro, you gotta specify pre or post cooking here. Big difference in my decision to ignore this or bleach the sheets.
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Regardless of whether it's pork blood or person blood, it's still blood.
Myoglobin is not blood. A pig is exsanguinated after butchering. Otherwise the meat would rot very quickly.
The red stuff in raw meat from a grocery store isn’t blood, it’s myoglobin.
I'm pretty sure it's BBQ sauce.
That's assuming it's not cooked and wasn't handled properly when butchered.
Only if it's family.
muscle interstitial fluid doesn't dry like blood I think
It doesn't
I believe the clarification is quite kind provided we’re actually telling the truth.
How dare you raise suspicions! Dylan is a saint and I will not stand for any casting of aspersions!
My forces are merely passing through.
I'm sorry to hear it. Have you tried Imodium?
No officer, I did not murder someone, I swear its just porkchop.
It do be like that sometimes.
Dylan's target was known as Pork Chop
Well done Dylan!
Dylan’s just throwing people off the scent.
He’s a professional.
That's something a person who just murdered someone on their bedsheets would write.
Betcha Dylan looks like Luigi!
Rockstar.
Porkstar