this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

"Cat. On a lovely bed of Greens"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smells fresh and cool. I'd sleep on a salad if I could.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Sleep on the salad, bathe in the dressing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do we have a cats are liquid community?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Looks like there is one at [email protected]. There is not a lot of activity there, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So that's how those links work.

Good bot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And neither of those work for me!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cat: it's because of that one time you said
"You're so cute I could eat-ya!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

They just like the cool greens. I feel like that may be an interesting experience.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah...this applies equally to kids as well.

"What's in your mouth? Why are you chewing on plastic?"

"A thousand toys in this house, and you play with the empty box..."

"Why is there a dead mouse sitting on top of the fridge?"

Really, almost anything you say to a cat you'd likely also say to a kid at some point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"Stop shitting in the corner you animal"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Is that two cats stacked on top of each other?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Why are you scuffing on my butt, you little weirdo?" A sentence I never thought I'd have reason to say.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"If I fits, I sits."

-- Every Cat Ever

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Salad? You mean the cat's box?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Cats wants to touch grass. 😿

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He's literally ON his diet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Perhaps it's exemplary advice on what one should sleep on for a change?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hey, who ordered the Shumway Salad?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You told him to touch grass once.