"det skiter jag högaktningsfullt i" - with care and respect, i am shitting into it.
"det ger jag inte ett korvöre/ruttet lingon för" - i would not give a sausage cent/rotten lingonberry for it.
"det ger jag själva fan i" - i give satan himself.
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J’m’en crisse.
Y a pas de traductions possible? Quebec is untranslateable. I Christ myself about it...
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Romanian would be either "I'll put my feet in it" or "I'll put my dick in it"
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Where are the Greeks here? Someone please tell me how to say it in Greek.
Στον πούτσο μου λουλούδια και γύρω γύρω μέλισσες is a very niche phrase for those who are definitely not into the whole brevity thing. In reality most will say "on my dick" or "on my balls". The complete expression is to write something that one does not care about on their dick or balls, but the first part about the writing is usually ommited.
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Turkish: Not on my cock (Sikimde değil)
"No me importa un pepino", I don't care about a single cucumber
"Me importa un pepino", shortened version, I care one cucumber, which is what OP was going by probably
French Canadian: To chalice oneself
"Je m'en caliss"
J'm'en tabarnak
- Elvis Gratton
RIP Julien Poulin
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This is missing the worst one to translate:
I have kama two.
It doesn't fully make grammatical sense in the original Estonian form either. The "have" part is also usually skipped, leaving just the noun case implying ownership over the kama
This is just one of many ways to say it in Estonian. We really are a nonfuckgiving people, except when we give too many of course. You can also say "I have clay" or "I have a (violin) bow". Of course these are just slightly rude (depending on tone and conversational partner), you can also say "doesn't ballsack me".
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Nr. 2 is awkward for people wanting to use manure on plants...
Somehow, the German and Spanish versions just aren't vulgar enough.
Also Spanish has the more common "me importa una mierda" (I care shit about it).
Or "me la suda" (it sweats 'it' to me, it being your dick), or "me la pela" (it peels 'it' to me - a reference to a hand job).
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