this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

(Do not keep condoms for nine years, let alone in the wallet)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

After 9 years, it'll work just as well as a condom would have abyway.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Considering that's an under-21 license, that was a really optimistic 11 year old.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They should have made chicken flavored condoms and they should be sponsored by KFC, if not they are loosing it big time.

In other news, did you know that coronel sanders is acually an NPC in phantasy star portable 2 infinity?

Like not in character creator or anything, he is a straight up npc that you can recrouit and figth alongside with.

Like you have your party of anime waifus and then theres this hyper realistic old man from the west that sels chicken, and yes those are pizza hut shield and sword.

Yes i know that the dating sim exist, but this was in an actual product that has a gameplay loop.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Throw in a bone, baby, you got a stew going!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Wait.... What did he put in his ramen?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I can hear the sound of a billabong velcro wallet being ripped open

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Only in North Carolina. 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Helps mask the fish flavor?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This person is having sex with a chicken not a fish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Helps enhance the chicken flavor 👌

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That'll make the pink taco delicious 😋